HEY EVERYONE GUESS WHAT
I'M CHARGIN' FOR COMMISSIONS NOW

Yes, for the low low price of just TWO US DOLLARS, I will draw you a picture!
I will draw anything for you!
ANYTHING!
And unlike free requests, these pictures will ACTUALLY GET DONE!!!

WOW!

And if you buy TWO, it only costs THREE DOLLARS!
Yes, two for the price of one and a half!

UNBELIEVABLE!

We also accept euros!
Whatever the hell two dollars are in euros!
What is it, like, one buck is 85 cents or something?

INCREDIBLE!

Just uh, y'know, make sure you give me a very specific description of what you want! I'm not too good with artistic liberties!
But if you really don't have any really specific instructions for me I guess I could still give it a shot.
Not like I can't keep trying until you're satisfied!

SACREBLEU!

Usin' paypal for this.
My email's t1migi@gmx.net, obviously.
You could also just plain donate to me because I'm such a swell guy! I would be okay with that!

I repeat:
2 Dollars for 1 picture,
3 Dollars for 2 pictures.

5 for 3 pictures, 6 for 4, and so on so forth.

It usually takes me about 3 to 4 days to finish a drawing.. It depends on the detail of the picture of course!